【翻译】薄樱鬼手机英文版特别故事Tea Ceremony Event

【Hijikata's Route II】
【土方线(二)】


The moment we stepped inside the store, someone came to greet us.
刚一进门,有人便出来招呼我们了。


{Store Employee}
"Welcome. You're here to attend the tea ceremony, right?"
{店员}
“欢迎光临。你们是来这里参加茶道会的吗?”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Yes. The Chief of Shinsengumi was invited, but as Commender I am here as his representative. This is my page."
{土方岁三}
“没错。我是新选组副长土方岁三,代表局长前来参加茶道会,这位是我的侍童。”




{Store Employee}
"Thank you for taking the time to come out. I'll show you to the room."
{店员}
“您能在百忙之中抽空出来,真的是非常感谢。请进,我将会带您入座。”


A few other people were sitting inside when we arrived.
早在我们入店之前,有些顾客已经在座位上坐着了。


I'd expected it to be a rather formal setting as it was a tea ceremony, but I was pleasantly surprised.
我以为茶道会即将很正式地进行,没想到整个房内弥漫着轻松的气氛。


Everyone seemed to be relaxed and enjoying themselves. They really were just discussing the new confections.
每个人都只是从容地享受并讨论面前的新产品。


I silently sighed in relief when I realised it wasn't going to be complicated at all.
当我意识到这一切并没有想象中那么复杂时,我暗自松了口气。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Something the matter?"
{土方岁三}
“有什么问题吗?”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"No..."
{雪村千鹤}
“没事…”


{Store Employee}
"You two will be sitting over there."
{店员}
“二位请坐在这里。”


A table was set up to the side, and as we sat down some tea was brought over.
当我们坐在方桌前的同时,茶水也端上来了。


{Store Employee}
"Please enjoy the tea for now. The snacks will come out in a little while."
{店员}
“请品尝茶水稍等片刻,我将尽快把菓子端过来。”


About ten customers were seated around us, and we snatches of conversation I overheard were all fun and cheerful.
我们周围坐着大约上十人,大家谈论的都是些轻松有趣的话题,好不热闹。


I glanced over at Hijikata to see his brow still furrowed.
我望向身旁的土方先生,他依旧眉头紧锁。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"U-Um... Do you think the sweet they're debuting will be tasty?"
{雪村千鹤}
“呃…您觉得他们的新品菓子会很好吃吗?”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Who knows. I know nothing of sweets so you'll be the judge."
{土方岁三}
“谁知道呢。我对菓子又不了解,你才是评判人吧。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"R-Right! I'll do my best!"
{雪村千鹤}
“是-是啊!我一定会尽力的!”


Kondou is counting on me to give my opinion as a woman. I want to meet his expectations as best I can.
近藤先生将这个任务托付于身为女性的我,一定要不负他的期望啊。


Plucking up my courage, I reached for the tea and took a sip.
我鼓起勇气,拿起桌上的茶小啜一口。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"...!"
{雪村千鹤}
“…!”


It was a lot hotter on my tongue than it felt in the cup!
茶杯的手感和舌头上的感觉完全不一样,我被烫了一下!


Not enough to scald me thankfully...
所幸并没有达到烫伤的程度…


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"What's the matter? You all right?"
{土方岁三}
“怎么了?你还好吧?”
(副长大人心疼了哟.....




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"S-Sorry. I'm fine..."
{雪村千鹤}
“对-对不起,我没事…”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Don't be so nervous. Calm down."
{土方岁三}
“不要那么紧张,冷静下来啊。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Okay."
{雪村千鹤}
“是。”


Hijikata went to pick up his cup.
土方先生这时拿起了他的杯子。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"U-Um!"
{雪村千鹤}
“呃-嗯!”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"What is it?"
{土方岁三}
“怎么了?”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"The tea is very hot... So please be careful."
{雪村千鹤}
“茶很烫…请您小心。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"..."
{土方岁三}
“…”


He nodded, and took care to sip it slowly.
他点点头,小心翼翼地抿了一口茶。


<未完待续>
副长你太闷骚了啊啊啊!还在生闷气想处理队务么… _(:3」∠)
想交代一声:15号到19号这段期间俺有些要紧事要处理,翻译计划和吐槽将会搁浅一下。
俺一定会在19号晚上回来的!(话说楼楼19号过生日呢嘿嘿嘿~)
如果事情顺利,中途偶尔冒出来吐个槽也是可以… 还望各位见谅喔!到时候再一起愉快地玩耍啊~
会想你们的嘤嘤嘤!!!

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-14 21:30:00 +0800 CST  
占领第100楼fufufu~~~
大晚上临行前画了一张小一,也算是庆祝这个楼开张一个月吧!!!
略崩,求各位吧友轻喷,我已经尽力了…Orz

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-15 00:02:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽六度目!!!(上)


今天的槽点绝大多数来自我们的新选组局长近藤桑。
总长山南,副长土方,总司和小一也会不时出没。万众期待的山南桑终于在这里出场了!(=^x^=)


(没事我们不怕不怕~)
本篇篇幅较长分为上下两部分。雷点很多,请注意自身安全。


故事一开始,介绍了这样的一个场景:


此时,近藤桑与一行人刚刚来到京都准备干一番大事业。

俗话说“人靠衣装马靠鞍”,配一把名刀(比如:虎彻)也是成为名武士的前提~
1. 不过…近藤桑…你真的认为20两能买到什么名贵的刀么?!Orz


当然,我们忠厚老实的近藤桑一开始对于买什么刀是没有自己的看法滴,购买虎彻的想法最初的来源是山南桑。


确实,山南桑的话很有道理,见多识广又温柔…
2. 但!是!他扯出一个无法证明真假的故事外加他并没有见过虎彻… 这难道不是【忽悠】么…
(山南:这和推荐别人喝变若水是一个道理!


阿一:我宁可要一打石田散药。)
3. 关于狗的那番争论,大家看看笑笑就行了。总司和我们的观点完全一致:20两能买到什么鬼啊?!
(╯°□°)╯( ┻━┻~


~脑补一个片段~
山南:来来来,喝点变若水,一瓶顶过去五瓶,上楼不费劲儿!
平助(挠头):可是山南桑,我们的屯所只有一层楼。
山南(¬_¬):平助君,药不能停啊。





4.总司这么讲究礼貌,真的是个好孩子呢~


之后,新选组在鸿池门前斩杀了不法浪人,当时天下第一富豪鸿池因此成为他们的金主。
近藤桑第一次在京都砍人用的武器便是那把“20两虎彻”。
由于刀十分锋利,办事效率奇佳,这更让近藤桑认为:20两果然是花对了!!!那把虎彻一定是真的!!!


然而话锋一转…



5. 松井老人的沉默证明了近藤桑买虎彻是一个悲伤的故事。
但!是!近藤桑不信邪啊!磨磨蹭蹭地讲了一大段话,无非是要小一也来帮忙鉴定一下他的“20两虎彻”。
于是乎…


雷点太多,吐槽君电晕了过去。
7. 逼磨刀师傅只为了求个心安,让小一不到处声扬虎彻真伪,近藤桑你这是何苦啊!_(:3」∠)




之后由于新选组立功,鸿池让近藤桑随意在府上珍藏的刀中选一把作为奖励。
俺们可爱的近藤桑想都没想又拿了一把【虎彻】。(为了与原先那把“20两虎彻”区分,这把叫“鸿池虎彻”。)
近藤桑简直就是欣喜若狂:俺有两把虎彻了!!!


佩戴“鸿池虎彻”出门的某天,近藤桑遇到一群浪人的围堵,由于相信虎彻拥有的神力,近藤桑信心十足地迎接挑战!!!
But,好事多磨。
近藤桑的“鸿池虎彻”竟然在关键时刻掉了链子,砍不了人……………
还好他命大,一溜烟地在夜色掩护下逃跑了,这让他不禁质疑:难道“宏池虎彻”是假的吗?!俺被骗了?!

于是,灰头土脸的近藤桑开始不相信自己的直觉,再次喊来小一………




虎彻风波还未结束!
欲知后事如何,请听下回分解。

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-15 23:20:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽六度目!!!(下)


上次说到,近藤桑开始对他的“鸿池虎彻”真伪产生了怀疑。
他觉得无论如何都要寻求帮助了,于是再次找来鉴刀能手:斋藤一。




既然近藤桑看刀是靠其锋利程度…
No sharp No Talk!(不锋利免谈!)
所以就算是小一鉴定“鸿池虎彻”是真的,近藤桑还是对它不太待见。


土方桑和一君,你们多说无益………………
配什么样的刀影响当天运势,会吗?
(吐槽君:近藤桑,你出门时没查黄历吧。
近藤:干黄历什么事?我查了星座(误)也没事啊?臭刀!都是你害的!
鸿池虎彻:怪我咯?)


近藤桑的思考方式嘛,就是如此…
因此才会出现左之助的好吐槽:




土方桑其实不应该沉默,既然是青梅竹马(噗)一起长大的,在这时应该傲娇地这么说才对:




然后,这一章的高潮(槽)部分出现了,就在近藤桑找小一第二次鉴刀后不久。



(插一张《雪华录》的图)
小一你居然能在逛夜市的时候发现虎彻!逛夜市啊!
而且砍价和借钱真不像是你擅长的2333…
于是,
花了20两买了把假虎彻外加认为真虎彻是赝品的近藤桑哭晕在厕所。_(:3」∠)
小一最尊敬的副长说服了他,近藤桑现在有了:“20两虎彻”,“鸿池虎彻” 和“夜市虎彻”……





又是池田屋,终于到了故事的末尾。
经历了那么多折腾,近藤桑的真爱还是那把清麿…啊不… “20两虎彻”。
(话说其他人的刀枪真不结实…)


近藤:你乱说什么,就是虎彻啊!虎彻!!!什么20两的,钱在这里不是重点啊喂!
总司:可是近藤桑,我相信小一鉴刀的水准呢~
小一:别把我扯进来…我想静静。
总司:谁是静静!!!不解释清楚我跟你没完!
山南:近藤桑来一瓶变若水不?喝下去会舒服很多呢~
土方:喂喂喂,我的线还没走完你们别闹!山南桑,石田散药比较有效好不好!
左之助:也不知道是哪位,在ドラマ里对石田散药其实用处不大无法说出口呢~
平助:石田散药貌似不可以治心灵上的创伤吧…
新八:是啊是啊!呐,平助,我们一起去看看“岁三”(总司养的那只猫)的孩子们吧!都黑黑的好可爱呢


吐槽君:冷静啊各位,我们的部分还没更完不要私斗啊,私斗要切腹的!!!


风间路过,轻哼一声:愚蠢的人类。

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-17 22:06:00 +0800 CST  
【Hijikata's Route III】
【土方线(三)】


After a short time, an employee arrived with a serving tray.
不一会儿,店员便端来了一个托盘。


A colourful arrangement of sweets was artfully laid out on it.
盘内,五颜六色的和菓子以各式造型摆放着,看起来十分精美。


{Store Employee}
"Thank you very much for coming today. The Shinsengumi always watches out for us."
{店员}
“非常感谢您的到访,新选组一直对本店照顾有加呢。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Not at all. We're honoured by your patronage. Chief Kondou was looking forward to this. I apologise for his absence.
It's unusual, but in his place I brought my assistant who loves sweets. Right, Yukimura?"
{土方岁三}
“不用客气,对于能得到店长的赞助我们也感到十分荣幸。局长近藤先生其实非常期待今天的茶道会,但遗憾的是,他最终有事不能成行。对此我向店长表示深深的歉意。
虽然这并不寻常,但这次我带来了喜欢菓子的助手来代替近藤先生,希望他能帮上点忙。是不是啊,雪村?”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Huh? Oh, yes!"
{雪村千鹤}
“哈?噢,是是是!”


I wasn't expecting him to call out to me, so I scrambled to reply.
我并没有料到他会在这时提起我的名字,所以慌乱地回复了一句。


{Store Employee}
"Ah, that's good. We hope you'll be honest with your assessments."
{店员}
“啊,太好了。希望您能毫无保留地告诉我们您对菓子的看法。”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"O-Okay!"
{雪村千鹤}
“好-好的!”


I unconsciously sat up straighter.
我不自觉地坐直了身子。


{Store Employee}
"So, this is our newest treat.They were designed to match the seasons. It's our hope that they're both visually pleasing and delicious.
Please take your time to enjoy these. We'll come around to ask your feedback later."
{店员}
“请看,这是我们店内的最新产品。菓子的设计灵感对应着不同季节,我们希望这些菓子能带给顾客视觉以及味觉上的享受。
请慢慢品尝这些菓子,我们将在晚些时候收集您的反馈。“




She placed a covered tray on the table, bowed, and moved on to another customer.
将盖好的托盘放在桌上并向我们微微鞠躬后,店员便走去侍奉其他顾客了。


Um... Should I eat them now?
呃…现在是时候吃菓子了吗?


I looked over at Hijikata. A small sigh escaped his lips.
我茫然地望向土方先生,他轻轻地叹了口气。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Go on."
{土方岁三}
“唉,继续。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Okay."
{雪村千鹤}
“嗯。”


I slowly lifted the cover off to find a selection of colourful sweets beneath.
小心翼翼地拿起盖子后,一系列色彩斑斓的菓子映入眼帘。




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Ah! So pretty!"
{雪村千鹤}
“啊!真漂亮!”


I very nearly squealed in delight. I quickly slapped my hand over my mouth.
出于兴奋,我几乎失声尖叫。意识到自己的失态后,我飞快地用手盖住自己的嘴巴。


We were officially representing the Shinsengumi. I had to act appropriately.
我们代表着新选组,一定得表现得体才行。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Heh..."
{土方岁三}
“呵…”




Huh?
呃?


I'd fully expected to be reprimanded, but instead I heard him laugh.
此时,我已经做好被土方先生训斥一顿的觉悟了。但出乎意料的是,他居然笑了起来。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Um... I'm sorry. I got all excited..."
{雪村千鹤}
“呃…对不起。我刚才有些兴奋过头了…”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"You're not acting foolish. Don't worry about it.
They wanted your honest reaction, right?"
{土方岁三}
“不用担心,你没有做出什么不恰当的举动啊。
他们就是想看到你的真实反应,难道不是吗?”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"But you don't seem to be very excited to be here... Er, rather..."
{雪村千鹤}
“但是,您看起来对于参加茶道会并没有感到很兴奋…呃,反而…”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"True. At first I couldn't figure out why I had to come and drink tea.
Kondou asked, so I did it. But...
It appears I was set up."
{土方岁三}
“啊,确实如此。一开始怎么都想不通我为什么会被骗到这种地方来喝茶。
仅仅只是因为近藤先生的请求,所以我便照办了,但是…
看起来我中计了啊。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"What do you mean...?"
{雪村千鹤}
“什么意思…?”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"His intention from the start was to let you have fun here.
Constantly surrounded by men. It must get too much for you.
Giving you a reason to go out... He likely wanted you to relax a little."
{土方岁三}
“近藤先生的初心是希望你能够在这里玩得开心。
被一群男人围绕的日子一定很不好过吧。
这次让你参加茶道会,只是给你一个出屯所放松的借口而已…”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Do you... really think so?"
{雪村千鹤}
“您真的…这么认为吗?”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"No point in worrying about it. We're here now."
{土方岁三}
“没必要想那么多吧,我们都已经坐在这了。”


Suddenly his expression softened, and his lips curled up in a smile.
他的嘴角微微上扬,表情突然变得柔和起来。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"I may as well eat some, too. Don't often get a chance at treats this expensive looking."
{土方岁三}
“那么,我也来吃点吧。这么精美昂贵的菓子也不是每天都能享受到的。”


<未完待续>
凌晨回到家里洗洗收收,估计是没有吧友在那个时候在这里闲逛的于是懒神催我睡觉去了…( ̄ー ̄)
醒来后就是这个时辰,又是一个艳阳天哟!从今天开始恢复翻译日更啦~~~
来一张副长美好的侧颜开启新的一天吧。(已经是下午你够了)



楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-20 14:49:00 +0800 CST  
【Hijikata's Route IV】
【土方线(四)】


Hijikata reached over and grabbed one, taking a careful bite.
土方先生拿起一个菓子,小心翼翼地咬了一口。


(闪亮亮的CG登场~这个侧脸好帅啊)




{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Huh. This is pretty good. It's soft and moist, and not too sweet.
The cherry blossom one has a very vibrant colour."
{土方岁三}
“啊,味道真不错。软软绵绵的,也并没有甜到发腻。
这个樱花菓子的颜色也十分鲜艳呐。”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"He he..."
{雪村千鹤}
“嘿嘿…”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Hm? What?"
{土方岁三}
“嗯?怎么了?”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Nothing. You just look like you're enjoying yourself.
Do you like sweets?"
{雪村千鹤}
“没什么。您看起来十分享受呢。
是因为喜欢吃菓子吗?”


Hijikata turned away.
土方先生转过身去。
(是因为自己吃菓子的样子被千鹤看到了吗?




{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Not a question of if I do or not. They requested our opinion so I must comply.
Hurry and eat some. Don't mind me..."
{土方岁三}
“这并不是我喜不喜欢的问题。既然他们想听听我们对菓子的意见,那么我只能奉陪了。
快点过来吃些吧,不要介意我的存在…”


He then silently reached for another treat on the tray.
他默默地再次将手伸向盘内的其他菓子。


----------


I offered my honest feedback, along with Hijikata's, during the tea ceremony.
在茶道会当儿,我们向店员分享了自己的看法。




Well, truthfully, it was all delicious.
老实说,所有的菓子都非常美味。


I don't think I helped very much as I couldn't come up with any way they could improve on it.
由于无法想到任何有建设性的评价,我自认为这些反馈对菓子店帮助不大。


But it seemed like they appreciated my opinion regardless, so maybe I still completed the task given to me.
但是无论如何,对于我的反馈他们表达了衷心的感谢。那么这个托付于我的任务算是成功了吧。


----------


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Everything was good. Perhaps I ate too much. The sun is setting and yet I don't feel hungry."
{土方岁三}
“所有的东西都太棒了。也许是吃撑了吧,太阳都快下山了我一点也不觉得饿。”
(这个表情亚撒西!! ̄ε ̄*)




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Yes. I don't think I can eat anything for a while.
Um... I apologise for my outburst earlier, when I forgot we were there representing the Shinsengumi."
{雪村千鹤}
“嗯,估计一时半会儿我也吃不下任何东西呢。
呃…土方先生,我还是对早些时候我的失礼举动感到抱歉,突然忘了自己代表新选组的任务。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"What's done is done. Don't worry about it."
{土方先生}
“该过去的都过去了,不用担心。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"I'll make sure to be more careful from now on."
{雪村千鹤}
“从现在起,我会更加小心的。”


I nodded firmly, completely resolved, and a smile danced on the edge of Hijikata's mouth.
下定决心后,我坚定地点了点头。土方先生的嘴角在此时微微上翘。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"But man, Kondou is evil. Putting me in charge of this."
{土方岁三}
“但是天哪,近藤先生还真是坏呢,让我来为这种工作负责。”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"I-I'm sorry."
{雪村千鹤}
“我-我真的很对不起。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"No reason to apologise. Besides... I was able to see things I usually don't get a chance to."
{土方岁三}
“没有要道歉的理由吧。况且…今天我有幸能够看到一些平时看不到的事物呢。”
(副长你是想说什么....)


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Yes! Everything there was so beautiful and some of the sweets were cute."
{雪村千鹤}
“是啊!所有的布置都很精美,那些菓子都好可爱呢。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Not what I meant."
{土方岁三}
“我不是这个意思啊。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"What else was there? Un..."
{雪村千鹤}
“欸?我漏掉什么重要的没说吗?让我想想呃…”
(...╮(╯▽╰)╭)


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Heh... Let's go home. Make sure you don't fall behind."
{土方岁三}
“呵…算了就这样,我们回去吧,不要落在后面喔。”


I quickly hurried to keep up with him.
我赶紧加快步伐跟上他。


Darkness was slowly seeping into the sky as I walked briskly to keep pace.
就在我们匆匆赶路的时候,黑暗已渐渐笼罩了大地。


Hijikata seemed extremely busy these days, with so much going on with the Shinsengumi.
这段时间,由于新选组一直都有很多队务需要处理,土方先生看起来有些操劳过度。


But I felt like we were able to have a peaceful time today.
虽说如此,我还是很高兴,今天总算是平静地度过了。





<THE END>
土方线完结撒花~ ☆*:.。. \(^o^)/ .。.:*☆
副长最终还是温柔下来了呢... 果然是刀子嘴豆腐心吗?( ̄▽ ̄")
明天就是风间线了,调戏小千鹤模式上线!


----------
风间:哼,让我消失了这么久。本大爷可是要骑着白马出场的。
楼主:呃,那个... 谁叫你是乙女游戏里所谓的隐藏角色嘛...

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-21 22:06:00 +0800 CST  
【Kazama's Route I】
【风间线(一)】


接88楼【土方和风间共线(下)】

Maybe...
2.Someone who knows sweets
也许和…
2.一位更了解菓子的队员


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Well, if they wanted an opinion on sweets, it might be best if we find someone who knows a lot about them..."
{雪村千鹤}
“如果他们想征询我们的意见,我认为找一位了解菓子的队员应该更好吧…”


{Kondou Isami}
"Hmm, then maybe Souji would be good."
{近藤勇}
“呃,既然这样,那么总司也许是一个好的选择。”




{Hijikata Toshizo}
"...Alright, fine. I'll do it. Who knows what Souji'd say if we left it to him.
Besides, the person takes the place of the Chief, it'd be best if I go as I'm the commander."
{土方岁三}
“…啊,算了算了,还是我去吧。鬼知道总司又会放什么厥词。
况且,既然是代表近藤先生,有我这个副长出马才显得比较有诚意吧。”
(因为千鹤不想跟副长一起去茶道会,他有些不高兴\("▔□▔)/ 。)




{Kondou Isami}
"Thanks, Toshi. The store really does take good care of us. Send along my greetings.
Thanks a lot, Yukimura."
{近藤勇}
“非常感谢,阿岁。那家店真的帮了我们很多,一定要把我的心意传达到啊。
多谢了,雪村君。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Right! I'll try my best!"
{雪村千鹤}
“是!我一定会做到最好!”


And so it ended up that Hijikata and I were to go to the store's tea ceremony.
就这样,大家最终决定让土方先生和我一起参加茶道会。


----------


The next day.
第二天。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"We're off."
{土方岁三}
“我们走啦。”


{Kondou Isami}
"All right. Thanks you two."
{近藤勇}
”好嘞,谢谢你们二位啦。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"*Sign* Yeah yeah."
{土方岁三}
“*叹气*啊,不谢不谢。”
(土方再次表示自己是被逼的。


----------
We travelled down the main road in Kyoto, and eventually made it to the store.
我们走在京都的主干道上,不一会儿就到了那家菓子店。


I'd never stepped inside before, but I recalled Shimada telling me they had the most delicious treats.
我从来没有来过这儿,只是从岛田先生那儿听说这里的甜品堪称京都第一美味。


{Store Employee}
"Welcome. You're here to attend the tea ceremony, right?"
{店员}
“欢迎光临。你们是来这里参加茶道会的吗?”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Yes. The Chief of Shinsengumi was invited, but as Commender I am here as his representative. This is my page, Yukimura."
{土方岁三}
“没错。我是新选组副长土方岁三,此次前来代表局长近藤先生。这位是我的侍童,雪村。”
(其实那句“雪村”让我一秒出戏。




Hijikata introduced me, and I bowed. The employee smiled.
听到土方先生介绍自己,我连忙点头示意。店员微微一笑。


{Store Employee}
"Thank you for taking the time to come out. I'll show you to the room."
{店员}
“您们二位能在百忙之中抽空出来,真的是非常感谢。请进,我将会带您们入座。”


She guided us to the back.
她带我们走进店内深处。


A few other people were sitting inside when we arrived.
在我们抵达之前,已经有几位顾客坐在房内了。


I'd expected it to be a rather formal setting as it was a tea ceremony, but I was pleasantly surprised.
由于是茶道会的缘故,我估摸着这将会是一个很正式的场合。但是眼前的一切完全出乎我的意料。


And all you had to do to give your feedback was speak to the stuff.
我们只需要坐在这里品尝菓子,并告诉店员自己的看法就行了。


The opinions I could overhear didn't seem very detailed or technical. I felt the tension on my shoulders ease.
我能隐隐约约听到其他顾客的评价,但都不是很详细或者专业。顿时,肩上的重担消失了一大半,我觉得轻松多了。


{Store Employee}
"You two will be sitting over there."
{店员}
“二位请坐在这里。”


Hijikata glanced around as we sat down.
我们一并坐下,土方先生这时环顾了下四周。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Wait here. I'm goingto give Kondou's letter to the owner."
{土方岁三}
“你在这里等一下。我现在去把近藤先生的亲笔信交给店长。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Okay."
{雪村千鹤}
“好的。”


While I waited for him to return, I could hear other people giving their opinions on the sweets.
等待土方先生回来的当儿,我听见周围的人们给予菓子的各类评论。


Could I do the same? I bit my lip nervously.
我也能做到像他们一样吗?我紧张地咬了咬嘴唇。


But I must...
但是我必须…


<未完待续>
话说,副长就这样把千鹤晒在那里了,这不是引狼上钩吗…(望天)


~脑补~
风间:魂淡!不是说了这是我的线吗?!导演我的戏份呢?!(╯TДT)╯( /(.□.\)
楼主:息怒息怒... 我也不想就卡在这里嘛,下次啦~( ´ ▽ ` )ノ我拿新选组小金库给你买白马!
风间:哼,这还差不多。
土方:喂喂喂我们也没钱啊,我不要再来一次什么由会津藩赞助的读情书羞耻Play!
斋藤:究竟是谁比较羞耻啊......
山南:(¬_¬)斋藤君?!
平助+左之+新八:完了完了完了,斋藤又中枪…
而此时的总司呢,因为没去成茶道会心里有些不爽,逼着近藤桑给他买了一大堆金平糖。

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-22 18:49:00 +0800 CST  
【Kazama's Route II】
【风间线(二)】

{Store Employee}
"I apologise for the wait. Here is our newest treat."
{店员}
“抱歉让您久等了,这些都是店内的新品。”




A tray of colourful treats was placed in front of me.
她将一个盛着五颜六色菓子的托盘放在了我的面前。


{Store Employee}
"There was one other person with you, correct? I believe I saw him in the hallway. I'll bring him in."
{店员}
“如果我没记错的话,您是和另一名客人一起来的吧?刚才在走廊里我好像看见他了,等一下我就带他进来。”


Hijikata must be done already?
土方先生应该已经把事办完了吧?


I studied the sweets on the tray.
我仔细端详着托盘里的菓子。


I could hear everyone talking about the looks, the taste and how they felt.
我能听见周围的顾客讨论着菓子的样式,味道以及他们的看法。


If I just considered how they looked, my only thought was the standard: They were colourful.
如果仅仅只是考虑菓子的卖相,我的想法和他人无异:菓子的颜色都很鲜艳。


I was here in place of Kondou, so I had to consider it carefully.
但是,既然今天是代表近藤先生,我一定得好好斟酌一下自己的看法才行。


Staring at them longer, I suddenly realised they were all in the shape of various flowers.
看着看着,我突然意识到这些菓子都是花朵形状。


Cherry blossoms, chrysanthemums, and this must be a morning glory?
这是樱花,那个是菊花,然后这个应该是朝颜?


They each bloomed in different seasons. Maybe that was the idea?
这些花都在不同的季节开放,难道这便是菓子制作者的想法?


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Let's see... Where's the winter flower..."
{雪村千鹤}
“让我看看…代表冬天的花朵在哪…”


{Kazama Chikage}
"Winter would be daffodils or camellias."
{风间千景}
“代表冬天的花,应该是是水仙和山茶。”


I was voicing my thought out loud.
我不知不觉地将自己的内心想法说出来了。


But the voice that answered me was completely unexpected.
但是,旁边传来的声音好像和我预料的有些不一样?


{Kazama Chikage}
"To think I'd find you here. We must have a strong fate tying us together."
{风间千景}
“没想到能在这里遇见你。我们果然是被命运牢牢绑在一起的啊。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Y-You're... Kazama?!"
{雪村千鹤}
“你-你是…风间?!”


What was he doing here?
他来这里做什么?


It didn't matter, I had to get away...
顾不得那么多了,我得快点离开这里才行…


I quickly moved to get up, but Kazama pierced me with a glare and I froze.
我赶忙站起来想逃走,但是风间冷冰冰的眼神顿时让我害怕地动弹不得。


{Kazama Chikage}
"I am simply here as a customer. I have no plans for you today."
{风间千景}
“对于你,我今天没有任何安排。我只是一位来到店里的顾客而已。”
(果然少爷是要天时地利人和才会掠走千鹤啊…因此每次都失败。(你够了))




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"What makes you think I'll trust you..."
{雪村千鹤}
“我怎么可能会相信你的话…”


{Kazama Chikage}
"Are you suggesting that you will make a fuss?"
{风间千景}
“难道你想在这里大吵大闹吗?”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"...!"
{雪村千鹤}
“…!”


He was right. If I caused a commotion, it would only create problems for the store.
他说的没错,如果我的惊慌失措引发一场骚乱,那样会给店家带来麻烦的。


Besides, if Kazama was truly here as a guest...
况且,如果风间真的仅仅只是菓子店的顾客而已…


I would have to give him the benefit of the doubt, it seemed.
我也不好轻易说他的不是,或者断定他的最终目的一定是不怀好意。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Have you come to give your opinion on the new sweets too?"
{雪村千鹤}
“那么,你也是来这里评价新产品的吗?”


He rolled his eyes and sighed.
他向我翻翻白眼,叹了口气。


{Kazama Chikage}
"Hmph. I'm here with the Satsuma men.
But that's not important. It seems the Shinsengumi is so careless as to let you roam free alone."
{风间千景}
“哼,是萨摩藩的人邀请我来这的。
但这并不是重点吧。看来新选组的人真是一群粗心的废物,居然让你一个人出门在这闲逛。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Ah, I'm not alone. You're sitting in Hijikata's-"
{雪村千鹤}
“呃,我不是一个人来的。你现在正坐在土方先生的—”


{Kazama Chikage}
"I see. This is his place. The staff must have gotten confused...
Though I don't see him either."
{风间千景}
“原来如此,这是他的位置啊。店员估计是把我们俩弄混了…
不过目前为止我还没遇见他。”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"I-I could say the same. Don't you need to go back?"
{雪村千鹤}
“我也认为是店员弄错了。呃,难道你不用回到原位和萨摩藩的人坐在一起吗?”


{Kazama Chikage}
"I go where I wish."
{风间千景}
“我想坐在哪就坐在哪,不行吗?”




What should I do?
我究竟该怎么办呢?


<未完待续>
等了那么久,少爷终于在千呼万唤中出场!*\(^o^)/*
风间:(挥手加飞吻)吾妻哟,我听到你们甜蜜的召唤了~哎呀啊啊啊………
*轰*
楼主:(捂脸)风间大人在白马上不要幸灾乐祸啊…
那么千鹤究竟该怎么应对少爷的强势呢…我们明天见啦~


P.S. 度娘断断续续抽了一个多小时,爪机无力电脑一样无力。先是无法上传图片,再就是说我的内容不河蟹........ (哪里有啊!!!)
终于在凌晨12点前把这篇炖出来了....(╬▼皿▼)度娘我想和你谈谈...

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-23 23:41:00 +0800 CST  
【Kazama's Route III】
【风间线(三)】

He said he had no plans to cause a disruption, but if Hijikata returned...
风间说他并不想在这里引起骚乱。但是如果土方先生回来了,那该怎么办呢…




Neither did it seem like he intended to return to his own seat...
他也看起来不想回到原位…


{Kazama Chikage}
"Hmph. Don't get all tense."
{风间千景}
“哼,不要那么紧张。”




He chuckled.
他轻笑一声。


I should go find Hijikata. Or would he want me to wait here?
Just as I was wavering, an employee came over.
我究竟应该去找土方先生,还是遵循他的命令继续呆在这里?
正当我犹豫不决时,一位店员向我走了过来。


{Store Employee}
"How are the sweets?"
{店员}
“您对这些菓子还满意吗?”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Um... I..."
{雪村千鹤}
“呃…我…”


{Kazama Chikage}
"Why are you here again? Can you not do anything without your escort?"
{风间千景}
“你忘记了来这里的目的吗?难道离开了那些新选组的人你就什么事都做不成了?”


That's right. I was here to represent Kondou.
没错,我来这里的任务是代表近藤先生。


If Kazama wasn't going to do anything... Then I had to do what I came to do.
如果风间今天不打算做出任何出格的事…那我还是好好地把自己的本分做好吧。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"I'm sorry. I'll try them now."
{雪村千鹤}
“对不起,我现在开始品尝。”




I picked up one of the chrysanthemum-shaped ones and bit into it.
我拿起一个菊花形状的菓子,咬了一口。


It was soft, and the perfect balance of sweetness.
菓子真软啊,甜味平衡得也是恰到好处。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Um, it's very delicious."
{雪村千鹤}
“嗯,菓子非常美味。”


That was it. That was all I could think to say.
就只有这些。我能想到的只有这么多。


Anyone could say what I did.
几乎所有人都能说出像我这样的评价。


Uh... How could I explain...
呃…我该怎么解释呢…


Kazama reached out and took a sweet.
风间在这时伸出手拿了一个菓子。


{Kazama Chikage}
"It's true. They all taste good. The problem lies with the colours and shapes..."
{风间千景}
“确实,它们尝起来都很不错。但是这些菓子的问题在于它们的颜色以及形状…”


He glanced at me. He seemed to be waiting for me to continue.
他在这时向我瞥了一眼。看来,他希望我能继续补完他刚才的话。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Um... Perhaps a brighter colour would be a good idea. See, if you line them up this way, they'll look more vibrant..."
{雪村千鹤}
“呃…也许让菓子的颜色做得鲜艳些会更好吧。你瞧,如果像这样排列它们,看起来会更吸引人…”


I really was only finishing Kazama's train of thought. I couldn't add anything myself.
我仅仅只是沿着风间的思路走下去,完全无法添加任何自己的看法。


The employee appeared to be waiting for me to keep speaking.
店员默默等待着,看起来希望我能继续详细描述一下并给些建议。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Not just the colour, but the flower types. You have spring, summer, and fall represented here, but where is winter?"
{雪村千鹤}
“不仅仅只是颜色,还有花的款式。我看到这里的菓子有代表春天,夏天和秋天的花朵形状,但是代表冬天的呢?”


{Store Employee}
"I see... What would you suggest for winter?"
{店员}
“我明白了…那么您提议一下,有什么花能代表冬天呢?”


The employee had directed the question to Kazama, but he looked at me instead.
店员将这个问题抛给了风间,但他只是看着我,默不作声。


It didn't appear as if he'd say more. I thought back on the flower names from earlier...
他好像不想再说什么了,我想了想早些时候他提及到的那些花的名字。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Um... What about camellia? Or daffodils?"
{雪村千鹤}
“呃…水仙花怎么样?或者山茶花?”


{Store Employee}
"Ah, those might be good.
I was just discussing with the owner if it was rude to ask for feedback from the Shinsengumi.
I didn't expect them to send someone so knowledgable. This was very educational."
{店员}
“啊,听起来真不错。
刚才我问过店长,向新选组的人征询意见是否恰当。
没想到他们派来一位这么知识渊博的人呢,谢谢您,今天真是受教了。”


The employee thanked me profusely.
店员向我深深致谢。


Once she left, I nearly collapsed from the tension leaving my body.
她随后离开了。与店员一同离去的紧张感让我差点昏厥过去。


I sighed. I did what I came here to do, but it looked like I had Kazama to thank...
我叹了口气。来到这里的任务终于完成了,但是,一定要好好谢谢风间的帮助才行。


I glanced over at Kazama and our eyes met.
我向坐在旁边的风间望去。
此时,四目相对。




<未完待续>
耶,终于要迎来翻译的最终篇了!!!比一开始预料的时间要提早完成呢~
少爷真是好绅士,帮助千鹤桑成功解围~
下一集,请关注少爷异常闪亮颜值爆表的CG!(☆_☆)
P.S. 土方桑你只是见个店长,花的时间有些太长了吧23333………

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-24 22:56:00 +0800 CST  
【Kazama's Route IV】
【风间线(四)】

(特别篇最后一张CG奉上!好妖媚的风间sama啊~)




{Kazama Chikage}
"You are staring at me. Why?"
{风间千景}
“你为何在看着我?”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Um... Thank you for telling me the flower names.When we were speaking with the employee... Were you..."
{雪村千鹤}
“呃…谢谢你告诉我那些花的名字。当我们和店员说话的时候…你是不是…”


{Kazama Chikage}
"Well, your opinion was exactly correct. That's all."
{风间千景}
“你的见解完全正确,仅此而已。用不着感谢我。”


Was he smiling?
他在笑吗?


But... He's our enemy. I wouldn't lower my guard.
但是…我不能放松警惕,他可是新选组的敌人啊。


{Kazama Chikage}
"It appears it is time I returned."
{风间千景}
“看来,是时候我该回去了。”




His voice was low, as if reluctant to speak, as he rose to his feet, I hastily got up as well.
他的声音很低,好像并不想再说下去。他一起身,我也不自觉地跟着站了起来。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Oh! Uh... Why did you help me?"
{雪村千鹤}
“噢!呃对了…你为什么要帮我呢?”


{Kazama Chikage}
"A whim.But know this. We will meet again soon.
I will take you in front of them then."
{风间千景}
“只是一时兴起罢了。记住这点,我们很快又会再次见面的。
到那时,本大爷会在他们眼前把你掠走。”


With nothing more to say, he left.
话音刚落,他便消失了。




I sighed again. But then I suddenly heard someone call out to me.
我再次叹了一口气。突然,我听见有人在喊我。


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Hey. Something wrong?"
{土方岁三}
“喂,呆站在这里干嘛,遇到什么问题了吗?”




{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Oh, Hijikata. Um..."
{雪村千鹤}
“哦,土方先生。呃…”


I fell silent.
我陷入了沉默。


It seemed best to keep the fact that Kazama was here quiet from the commander.
看来,最好还是不要告诉土方先生风间曾经在这里的事实吧。


He did claim he had no intention of starting anything...
风间确实说了,他今天不想引起骚乱。


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"I just expected you to be back sooner..."
{雪村千鹤}
“我只不过是期望您能更快地过来。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"Took longer than I expected. Sorry. Did you eat already?"
{土方岁三}
“啊抱歉,确实比我想象中花费的时间要长呢。你已经吃了些吧?”


{Yukimura Chizuru}
"Yes. I just finished telling them my opinion..."
{雪村千鹤}
“是,刚才告诉了店员一些我的建议。”


{Hijikata Toshizo}
"I see. Thanks."
{土方岁三}
“原来如此,谢谢了。”




The employee came back later to let me know that my feedback was very helpful.
之后,店员告诉我刚才的反馈对菓子店很有帮助。




I'd been anxious about representing Kondou, but...
确实,由于要代表近藤先生我一直有些忐忑不安,但是…


Thanks to Kazama I was able to complete my errand and make a good impression.
幸亏有风间,我才能尽快完成任务,并且给店家留下了一个好印象。


If I were to see him again...
如果我能再次见到他的话…


Well, it's probably better that I don't.
Kazama is a demon, and our enemy.
算了,风间不仅是新选组的敌人,还自称是鬼呢。
还是不要遇见他为妙吧。




<THE END>
庆祝风间线以及特别篇翻译【完结】~
☆*:.。. \(^o^)/ .。.:*☆
少爷的侧脸真的好完美啊啊啊…颜值爆表加上嘴角微微上翘完全把持不住想扑上去!(擦鼻血)


~继续脑补~
风间:哼,闪开。本大爷的任务完成,就先走了。


*一片树叶落下*


土方:站住!别以为千鹤没说我就不知道你刚刚坐在这儿,坐垫都是温的你骗谁啊?!
哦,翻译结束了?来!各番组队长过来领钱啦!


*一到十番组的米娜一拥而上*


总司:噢呀,这就发薪水了?不过近藤桑买的金平糖我都快吃完了…买买买!可以买别的甜食啰~


新八:走吧平助和左之!我们去岛原转转吧!


平助:新八桑还真是迫不及待呢,小心喝酒把脑子喝坏… 不过,耶!可以买最贵的酒了!


左之:你这小屁孩懂个头啊,今天晚上不醉不归!不过要小心土方桑才行啊…买酒到屯所喝怎么样?


源桑:啊,好久没看到大家这么开心了~


山崎(走向土方桑后点头示意):谢谢副长!!!


近藤:米娜,晚上就好好庆祝一下任务完成!楼主,今天就容许我们放松一下吧~


山南(看向一旁):咦…斋藤君,你站在这里拿着钱做什么?


斋藤(自言自语):我…我…一定不能辜负副长的心意,要好好想想怎样使用这笔钱啊…究竟怎样用才算好呢?这么多的奖金,我不想立即把它们花光啊…这样的话,该怎么办呢?怎么办啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~(改编自ドラマCD岛原骚动记—欲のない男)


吐槽君:任务还没结束啊…还有我,你们都走了我的部分该怎么办?∑(っ °Д °;)っ

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-25 22:57:00 +0800 CST  
于是,耗时一个月零十一天的特别篇《Tea Ceremony Event》翻译部分就这样结束了!
大家看得开心吗???
(・ω・)ノ

还记得刚开坑的某天瞄了一眼手机里的游戏截图,忽然进入了啰哩啰嗦脑内剧场:“啊呀怎么居然有这么多…我这么磨蹭的人要用多长时间才能更完啊…有人会来看吗…我要怎么躲避爸妈的视线…我不该开这个坑的………”
(现在想起来真有些耻ずがしい)
_(:3」∠)

之后看到吧内其他翻译游戏主线的前辈们…相比较之下,我的翻译之路前方还是一片阳光明媚啊…(日语只翻译过漫画,游戏太长还是不敢尝试…真的很佩服其他翻译楼楼主)

因此每到实在是很累很累不想打字的时候就会想到“这只是英文而已!这么短的文章你花那么长时间!有人在等着看CG呢!你怎么会懒成这样!”等一系列话,然后…
满血复活。
虽然期间碰上了一些事让翻译进度不断推后,但是也并没有让大家等很久嘛…对于一个重度拖延症患者来说,我真的很努力了呢~ (笑)

每次收到鼓励,各方面建议或者纠正翻译上的错误,我都是怀着感恩的心情一一回复着每条评论。因为这不仅让我知道大家都有仔细地读过翻译及吐槽,而且每次收到的“加油加油”也让我有了继续更下去不拖稿的动力~
当然,这篇贴子不乏某些方面的不足或者欠缺。知错能改就是好孩子嘛!我会竭尽全力满足大家的建议,希望大家都满意吧~ Y(^_^)Y

最后,我果然还是唠叨太多…
Tazawa在这里向所有默默支持着这篇贴子的吧友及喜爱薄樱鬼/新选组的众人们表示由衷的感谢~
(鞠躬)

P.S. 虽然翻译部分完结了,但是吐槽《血风录》中的那些小片段还在继续喔~还望大家继续支持围观~
喂,你们一定不要走啊…
_(:3」∠) (地上打滚)

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-26 19:08:00 +0800 CST  
读翻译的文章当然没有自己玩来得过瘾吧…请大家支持正版!
想玩游戏的吧友请在App Store或者Google Play内输入“Hakuoki”后便可以购买完整版啦~
感谢游戏制作组以及众声优的演绎!
楼主作为一个声控常常把持不住嗷嗷嗷…(擦鼻血)

最后来个特别篇CG大集结:

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-26 19:12:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(一)
今天换个姿势,将长篇打散看看会不会对大家评论或者一起吐槽方便些…(每天不定时不定量投食)
警告⚠:本篇包含大量BL各类CP,不喜者请小心绕过雷区。
出演人物:土方岁三,近藤勇,冲田总司,山崎蒸,加纳惣三郎,田代彪藏,汤泽藤次郎。
其他新选组成员会不时乱入增加趣味性。


ARE YOU READY? LET'S GO!


还是按照惯例开始讲故事…
某年某月的某天(你也太随便了吧),新选组正在招收新成员。经过一轮一轮的选拔后,最终选出了{加纳惣三郎}与{田代彪藏}这两位剑术高超的新人。而他们的孽(jī)缘(qíng)也由此开始。


看时代剧的大家都知道,武士一般都会剃月代头以防止头部因戴头盔而引起充血。之后这就慢慢演变成了成年男子应该都会剃的发型。(不要问我为什么薄樱鬼里的众人都有一头飘逸的长发2333…)
当时留着前发的人,过滤下来只有两种可能性:
一,你还未成年。
二,你有特。殊。癖。好。( ̄ー ̄)
因此,作者专门提起加纳还蓄着前发是有原因的。


“眯起眼睛”,“心旷神怡”,“雀跃”…
近藤桑和土方桑,拜托你们控制一下自己。这些字眼让我们情何以堪… Orz
(腐女子们热烈鼓掌)


土方:啧。


看着这两位新队员外貌的强烈对比…加上看动漫多年来总结的攻受必帅经验…
如果你估计他们是不会一起走向的康庄大道上…
那么你真的是【错】了…
众人:怎么可能?!(O__O)
噢呀,别忘了那句名言:一切皆有可能。

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-26 23:08:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(二)


接着,经常发生在少女漫画故事中的故事情节出现了!
年轻可爱又漂亮的男/女主角受到了前辈们的“欺负”:


看到别人狼狈的样子会受到“莫大的刺激”…难道新选组队员多抖S?=_=


出现了!又出现了!那个五番组队长,那个叫{武田观柳斋}的男人!
(详情请见89楼吐槽五度目)


你看你看,连伊东桑看到这里都明白了!那么武田的取向在这时下了定论。
(乱入的娘娘用帅气眼神秒杀你们!:3)


如果田代是久留米藩,好奇他的故乡究竟在哪的应该不止我一个人… (¬_¬)
遵循这种习俗的同时,就没有父母担心自己的儿子从此陷入出不去了吗,那里的腐女数量该有多泛滥………


重点是:还有这样的“恶习”吗,想组团去参观…(你够了)_(:3」∠)


总之,我们的“女”主角加纳对男主角田代的猛烈“追求”感到无比厌恶……
但!是!
文中的“似乎”似乎在告诉我们,加纳不过是另一个傲娇受而已~

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-27 15:52:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(三)


加纳的某方面倾向貌似越来越明显了。


“类似经验”指的是什么呢…
“资深队员”都有哪些呢…
“给予同情”的又是谁呢…
司马老师没有给出任何解释。(望天)


难不成,难道新选组的帅哥们全是〇佬和Fǔ男吗……


近藤桑请冷静冷静,这也不是我们想看到的啊…(才!怪!)
你看山南桑多么淡定,他已经把这一切看透了!


加纳:当我第一次知道田代要追求我的时候,其实我是拒绝的。我跟队友讲,我拒绝,因为留前发的我根本就没有那种倾向…谁知道,谁知道田代他DUANG地一下…我就…
不…你没有拒绝吧。用现代话来说,那叫“口嫌体正直”啊:嘴上说不要,身体倒是挺老实的嘛~(出自某出版社某编辑部里的总攻大人)



关于田代如何PUSH(tuī)DOWN(dǎo)加纳以及其后续故事…请大家继续看下去。

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-28 22:10:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(四)


也许是加纳和田代之间的争(暧)吵(昧)在队内反响太大,传着传着竟然进了土方副长的耳里。


土方:又来了,为什么每次都是我摊上这堆麻烦事!


他决定去找选拔新队员时担当决斗裁判的总司了解下两人的情况。


总司你就承认喜欢和小孩子们一起玩(疯)吧2333…
关于他的“身体不适”以后会讲到,这里就一笔带过。
真正的总司对于男人追求男人是搞不懂的!所以什么All冲,什么冲〇或者〇冲在他眼里不过是浮云罢了。
腐女和小一(划掉)的心碎成一片片…( ̄ー ̄)


言归正传。以总司的判断,加纳的剑术比田代更高。不过呢,副长还是副长,真不愧是老江湖。他顿时心生一计,来试探下加纳和田代的真功夫。(顺便看看他们两人是不是真的沦陷了…)

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-30 17:53:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(五)


副长的计划其实很简单:
一,他和加纳PK。
二, 他和田代PK。
三,让加纳和田代两人PK。
这样不仅让他分别领略了二人的剑术,而且还能从加纳与田代的对决中分出高低。
土方桑打着这样的算盘走进道场。

果不其然,土方桑费了一番功夫才将加纳KO,而对付田代则轻松许多。
“那么我就坐下来看他们俩的好戏吧!”土方桑这么想着。
可是接下来的情况却出乎意料………


加纳的剑术居然被田代给抑制住了?!副长有点不相信眼前的一切。


土方:原…原来…加纳爱的人是田代,所以他才不敢对他下手。那么也就是说,他那么尽全力地攻击我是因为…因为他不爱我??!!”(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)


咳咳我想多了……(这张配图真真是极好的
土方桑那么正直的人(有了近藤桑和山南桑)怎么会去考虑加纳呢?啊哈哈哈~~~
无论怎样,变聪明的土方桑仿佛像发现新大陆般理解了加纳和田代间朦胧的关系。


聪明如副长的人都理解了,那么新选组内浑然天成的〇佬就更不用说,听到“小鲜肉”被“暴牙仔”霸占的消息,立马炸开了锅。

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-30 22:26:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(六)


某观察者{汤泽藤次郎}觉得现在应该是自己插一脚的时候了。


总司:什么!第三队?!Oh No…我的一君…
小一:呃大丈夫…我和队员又不住在一起…
(插一句,除了近藤和土方有单人间,队长为双人间之外,一般队士们睡觉时都是大!通!铺!因此咳咳…那种事发生几乎是在所难免。)


无论如何,嘛…这位攻居然长成这样。(汤泽:怪我咯?)
好好的新鲜小白菜又要被Pig给拱了。_(:3」∠)
默默地想到“三千世界鸦杀尽,与君共枕到天明”的当然一定不止我一个人……
又妒又恨的汤泽展开把妹(弟)攻势第一招:请加纳吃饭~没见过世面的加纳小朋友,“好玩”的只园正在向你招手呢~



汤泽想要看到的那片风景,可不是什么枫叶啊,是……(这一部分只能意会,不可言传。)
无论如何,加纳沦陷了,汤泽如愿了,田代却是被蒙在鼓里。(田代:为什么受伤的总是攻呢…Orz)
不过,作为第三者的汤泽想去拆散官方CP也是勇气可嘉。动了杀机的汤泽会采取什么样的行动?田代的命运又会如何呢?请继续看下去。


P.S. 各大腐女务必记住篠山这个地方,不用谢请叫我红领巾。
从这里开始就觉得加纳这孩子…真是红颜祸水。

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-05-31 21:24:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(七)


然后我们萌萌哒山崎君出场了~
注:山崎在接下来几章是搞笑+悲催担当。


~脑补时刻~
山崎:副长,起来啦,太阳晒屁股咯~(掀)
副长:不要…我的被子…还…还给我…!
(咳,当然这是不可能发生的)


不知道大家注意没有,每当山崎君出场的时候,一定是因为…有命案发生了!!!(某永远长不大的小学生上线)这次的受害者便是叫嚣着要杀了田代的汤泽藤次郎。


(好久不见的新八及平助出来晃一下)
呐尼?汤泽是想暗杀田代但是反被杀了?!
哼…哪有这么简单… (¬_¬)


总之,这件事引起了近藤和土方的高度警惕。对他们来说,维护新选组内部的团结以及局中法度是比天还大的事。于是乎…


“僧门和武门”一定是在逗我… =_=
近藤桑和土方桑真是够了2333…对加纳那么善良就不怕从小被你们宠大的总司吃醋?!(这让大家以后该怎么正视这些历史人物啊…捂脸)
新选组的两位领导为了部下的性取向真可谓是操碎了心。然后…他们派出的山崎君就此悲剧了。


今天六一,祝大家儿童节快乐哟~永远拥有一颗童心~
吐槽君:你这个过不成儿童节的家伙就不要出来掺和了…
Tazawa:(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-06-01 17:55:00 +0800 CST  
吐槽八度目(八)


土方:我和近藤桑经过仔细的商量后决定!山崎拜托了,你带加纳去岛原转转吧~(局长和副长非要把已经变弯的加纳给掰直也是蛮拼…)
山崎:副长?你不是在开玩笑?!
土方:不相信我的判断吗?依我们二人多年的经验(2333),加纳还处在性向尚未定型阶段(什么鬼),只要稍施压力,还是可以恢复正常的。


然后,身负众望的山崎就这么拿着新选组的银子,邀请加纳公款吃喝piáo去了…
(山崎:不要羡慕我,天底下没有那么好的事!


果不其然…
加纳:我拒绝!响应国家号召,公款消费浪费是不对的!况且…你是想图谋不轨吧?(¬_¬)
山崎:(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) 我…我…作为直男真是冤枉啊……


山崎一而再再而三地邀请加纳,又一次次地被无情拒绝。
不过呢,碰了N次壁的山崎君实在是太尽责,太有耐心了。他知道,对付加纳小朋友就像小狗一样(什么鬼比方)要锲而不舍,糖果与鞭子齐发,方才可以驯服。
辛亏,加纳也只是“一开始是拒绝的”那类而已。


【系统】信息量太大,山崎蒸脑回路崩溃。
为部下性向操碎了心的近藤勇,土方岁三升级为[官方神助攻]。
山崎此时的心情应该是复杂的:我勒个去!这是个什么神展开啊心好累…
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)



山崎君的悲催之路还将继续。_(:3」∠)

楼主 Tazawa樣  发布于 2015-06-02 20:35:00 +0800 CST  

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