【转帖】当度受翻译了盗笔的经典台词
我小时候长得嫩，又在跟着二爷学戏，唱花旦和青衣，很多人都分不出来，以为我是女的。
百度翻译 I a child long tender, and followed putting school play, sing Huadan and Tsing Yi, a lot of people can't tell the difference that I was a girl.
重新翻译 我的孩子长的温柔，然后把学戏，唱花旦和青衣，很多人都分不出来，我是一个女孩。
男神你背着我们生了猴子？
？
百度翻译 I a child long tender, and followed putting school play, sing Huadan and Tsing Yi, a lot of people can't tell the difference that I was a girl.
重新翻译 我的孩子长的温柔，然后把学戏，唱花旦和青衣，很多人都分不出来，我是一个女孩。
男神你背着我们生了猴子？
？
张家楼的第一层和第二层和剩下的几层是分离的，1,2层是在地面以上，然后，借由很深的地道，通往深埋在山体之中的剩下几层，因为工程量的关系，我相信；那几层应该是藏在那湖附近的山体里。我们就是要去找它们。
百度翻译 Zhang Jia Lou in the first layer and the second layer and the rest of the layers are separated, the layer 1 and layer 2 is above the ground, and then, by by deep tunnel, leading to the deep buried in the mountain left several layers, because the relationship between quantity and believe me; the few layer should is hidden in the mountain near the lake. We are going to find them.
重新翻译 在第一层和第二层，其余的层是分开的，1层和2层以上的地面，然后由深埋隧道，导致深埋在山左几层，因为数量和相信我之间的关系，这几层应该是隐藏在附近的山区。我们将要找到他们。
说实话我没咋看懂
百度翻译 Zhang Jia Lou in the first layer and the second layer and the rest of the layers are separated, the layer 1 and layer 2 is above the ground, and then, by by deep tunnel, leading to the deep buried in the mountain left several layers, because the relationship between quantity and believe me; the few layer should is hidden in the mountain near the lake. We are going to find them.
重新翻译 在第一层和第二层，其余的层是分开的，1层和2层以上的地面，然后由深埋隧道，导致深埋在山左几层，因为数量和相信我之间的关系，这几层应该是隐藏在附近的山区。我们将要找到他们。
说实话我没咋看懂
不好意思，我不小心把你血管挑断了
百度翻译 I'm sorry, I accidentally cut off your blood vessel.
重新翻译 对不起，我不小心把你的血管切断了。
哎呦我擦
百度翻译 I'm sorry, I accidentally cut off your blood vessel.
重新翻译 对不起，我不小心把你的血管切断了。
哎呦我擦
那不是，我觉得你还是会上天堂的。小爷我大约就往相反的方向去了，所以我等下要是啥了，你转头该走就走，小爷不会怪你
百度翻译 That's not, I think you're going to heaven. I will go to the opposite direction of the small ye, so if I wait for what, you turn around and walk away, small ye will not blame you
重新翻译 那不是，我想你要去天堂。我会往相反方向走的小叶，所以如果我等待什么，你转身走开，小爷不会责怪你
小叶是谁？
百度翻译 That's not, I think you're going to heaven. I will go to the opposite direction of the small ye, so if I wait for what, you turn around and walk away, small ye will not blame you
重新翻译 那不是，我想你要去天堂。我会往相反方向走的小叶，所以如果我等待什么，你转身走开，小爷不会责怪你
小叶是谁？
如果我声带坏了，我就不能唱戏了，很多女孩子会伤心的。
百度翻译 If my vocal cord is broken, I cannot act in an opera, many girls will be sad.
重新翻译 如果我的声带坏了，我不能演戏，许多女孩会伤心。
这个看起来很正常
百度翻译 If my vocal cord is broken, I cannot act in an opera, many girls will be sad.
重新翻译 如果我的声带坏了，我不能演戏，许多女孩会伤心。
这个看起来很正常
这些事情要看运气，我快一点慢一点，结局都是一样，我宁可省去等待的过程。
百度翻译These things to see luck, I'm a little bit slow, the outcome is the same, I would rather wait for the process.
重新翻译 这些事情看运气，我有点慢，结果是一样的，我宁愿等待这个过程。
百度翻译These things to see luck, I'm a little bit slow, the outcome is the same, I would rather wait for the process.
重新翻译 这些事情看运气，我有点慢，结果是一样的，我宁愿等待这个过程。
等我出了事再念吧，现在你可以唱个小曲缓解一下我的紧张。
百度翻译 I happened to read it, you can now sing a ditty to relieve my tension.
重新翻译 我碰巧读过它，现在你可以唱个小曲来缓解我的紧张。
百度翻译 I happened to read it, you can now sing a ditty to relieve my tension.
重新翻译 我碰巧读过它，现在你可以唱个小曲来缓解我的紧张。
你要是天天用雷达杀虫剂洗澡，也能达到同样的效果
百度翻译 If you take a shower every day, you can achieve the same effect.
重新翻译 如果每天洗澡，你也能达到同样的效果。
雷达杀虫剂呢？？
百度翻译 If you take a shower every day, you can achieve the same effect.
重新翻译 如果每天洗澡，你也能达到同样的效果。
雷达杀虫剂呢？？
今晚要下雨，流血的天气
百度翻译 It's going to rain tonight.
重新翻译 今晚要下雨了。
流血的天气呢？？丢三落四的度娘
百度翻译 It's going to rain tonight.
重新翻译 今晚要下雨了。
流血的天气呢？？丢三落四的度娘
压力这东西，说着说着，就没了
百度翻译 The pressure of this thing, and then said, it is not
重新翻译 这东西的压力，然后说，它不是
百度翻译 The pressure of this thing, and then said, it is not
重新翻译 这东西的压力，然后说，它不是
那些你没有的经验，我都有，但是你一定要相信我，那些经验，真的是非常非常不舒服的经历。
度受翻译 Those you don't have the experience, I have, but you must believe me, those experience, really is very, very uncomfortable experience.
重新翻译 那些你没有经验，我有，但你一定要相信我，那些经验，真的是非常，非常不舒服的经历。
度受翻译 Those you don't have the experience, I have, but you must believe me, those experience, really is very, very uncomfortable experience.
重新翻译 那些你没有经验，我有，但你一定要相信我，那些经验，真的是非常，非常不舒服的经历。
吴邪仍在，不见天真。
度受：Wu Xie still, not naive 吴先生还不幼稚
谷歌：Wu is still evil, but not aive 吴仍是邪恶的，但不幼稚
吴邪你还安好吗
度受：Wu Xie still, not naive 吴先生还不幼稚
谷歌：Wu is still evil, but not aive 吴仍是邪恶的，但不幼稚
吴邪你还安好吗
.张起灵，我不会让你一个人在人海浮沉。
度受：Zhang Qiling, I won't let you a person in the crowd.
张起灵，我不会让你在人群中的人。
谷歌：Zhang Ling, I will not make you a man drifting in the sea.
张玲，我不会让你一个人漂流在海上。
歪，张玲哪位
度受：Zhang Qiling, I won't let you a person in the crowd.
张起灵，我不会让你在人群中的人。
谷歌：Zhang Ling, I will not make you a man drifting in the sea.
张玲，我不会让你一个人漂流在海上。
歪，张玲哪位
.这张面具除了戴在你的脸上，还需要戴在你的心上。
度受：In addition to wear this mask on your face, still need to putin your heart.
除了在你的脸上戴着这个面具，还需要把你的心。
谷歌：In addition to wearing this mask on your face, you also need to wear in your heart.
除了戴着这个面具在你的脸上，你还需要在你的心脏穿。
度受：In addition to wear this mask on your face, still need to putin your heart.
除了在你的脸上戴着这个面具，还需要把你的心。
谷歌：In addition to wearing this mask on your face, you also need to wear in your heart.
除了戴着这个面具在你的脸上，你还需要在你的心脏穿。
你们两个卿卿我我的干什么呢？有完没完，老子叫了几遍了，你们到底要不要吃饭？
度受：The two of you whispers of love stem what? Finished,called me several times, what do you want for dinner?
你们两个爱的低语干什么？说完，我打了好几个电话，你晚餐要吃什么？
谷歌：You two affectionate do? Has finished forever, I called a few times, and you in the end or not to eat?
你们俩亲热呢？有完没完，我叫了几声，你到底要不要吃饭？
爱的低语无知的小滑稽望着度娘
度受：The two of you whispers of love stem what? Finished,called me several times, what do you want for dinner?
你们两个爱的低语干什么？说完，我打了好几个电话，你晚餐要吃什么？
谷歌：You two affectionate do? Has finished forever, I called a few times, and you in the end or not to eat?
你们俩亲热呢？有完没完，我叫了几声，你到底要不要吃饭？
爱的低语
无知的小滑稽望着度娘