【我居然是百合!?】诸葛亮X大乔
至尊宝立刻拨打起在外国的一个朋友：“I've been having trouble with my friends. Can you do me a favor?（翻译：我有对朋友闹别扭了，能不能帮我个忙？）”电话里传来一个女声：“My friend's friend is my friend. Say, what's the matter?（翻译：我朋友的朋友就是我的朋友，说吧，什么事？）”至尊宝：“Help me arrange some lines at the XXXX school, if you see a silver blue haired boy turned over, or double braided hair girl, keep an eye on them, they have some difficulties to help them, and you said to me their case.（翻译：帮我在xxxx学校安排一些眼线，如果你们看到一个银蓝发的男生转了过去，或者是棕发双麻花辫的女孩，盯紧他们，他们有困难一定要帮他们，还有，顺时给我说下他们的情况。）”朋友：“OK, I'll help you. By the way, when will you come back to play?（翻译：好，我一定会帮你的，对了，你什么时候回来玩啊？）”至尊宝眼睛里闪烁着光：“No, I've already found her.（翻译：不了，我已经找到她了。）”朋友大气的笑笑：“Oh, well, I wish you happiness. I'll hang up first. Bye bye.（翻译：哦哦，那祝你们幸福咯，我先挂了，拜拜。）”至尊宝叹了口气：“Well, bye bye.（翻译：恩，拜拜。）”